SHaDi nHi Kr SaKtA...

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.


Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?


Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…

JaMeS bOnD 007 BuYs a PaN...

James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only

1.5 rs.



When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??

Dhai(2.5) another day!

aNdHeY AuR bAcChEy

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??


Student: “Air Hostess!”

SlEeP iN PeAcE.....

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!



Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

Aisa chaukidaar chahiye joOO…

Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…

Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.
Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

Innocence at its best

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai

?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

Santa Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha

Santa Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha
Usne Apne 1 Dost ko letter likha:

Agar Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki Jarurt Ho To Mujhe

Yaad Kar Lena..

TUM me aur PEPSI me kya similarity hai

QUES:TUM me aur PEPSI me kya similarity hai?
Ans:Both r
cool
sweet
sab pasand karte he..
aur most imp similarity
Dimagwali jagah DHAKAN

Jago MERE BEVDE bhaiyo jago

1 Ltr = 1000ML
Half = 500ML
Quarter = 250ML
But Daru
Full = 750ML
Half = 375ML
Quarter = 185ML
Why ?
“Jago MERE BEVDE bhaiyo jago”

Sardar: Shirt Ke Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana

Sardar: Shirt Ke Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?

SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?

Sardar: AIRPORT Tak Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai Yahi


Idhar hi Dikha do na

Pappu: Aaj madam ne

Pappu: Aaj madam ne 1 sawal puchya jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata si

Santa: Beta kya swaal tha?

Pappu: Blackboard par susu kisne kiya hai?

Once a sardar changed her daughter’s name

Once a sardar changed her daughter’s name


“SHRUTI” to “SHRAXIS”..


Can u Guess Y…….?


BCoz UTI bank is now AXIS bank

Sardar facing interview

Sardar facing interview ……….


officer said :- what is common between buddha , jesus , mahavir and gurunanak??????????


sardar said:- all were born on government holidays!

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa do

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Santa: Bhaagwan suit bada

Santa: Bhaagwan suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi..

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa…
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!

Mayawati came to Lalu’s House

Mayawati came to Lalu’s House with a Goat…..
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho….??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

OnCe iN A jUnGlE All tHe AniMaLs

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

A tEaChEr LeCtUrInG oN PoPuLaTiOn

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after
Every 10 sec a

woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY

SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY

Santa! Your daughter has died

Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25flr:I’m unmarried!
At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa

A dOg WaS cHaSsInG A sArDaR...

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air
cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.

A TeAcHeR tOlD aLL StUdEnT

A teacher told all students in a class to write an

essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one

Sardarji.He wrote

"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

SaNtA: mAiN GhAr jAaTe Hi bIwI Ki pAnTy UtAr dUnGa

Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.

Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.

SaRdAr tO ShOpKeEpEr

Sardar to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,

Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,

Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.