SHaDi nHi Kr SaKtA...

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.


Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?


Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…

JaMeS bOnD 007 BuYs a PaN...

James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only

1.5 rs.



When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??

Dhai(2.5) another day!

aNdHeY AuR bAcChEy

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??


Student: “Air Hostess!”

SlEeP iN PeAcE.....

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!



Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

Aisa chaukidaar chahiye joOO…

Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…

Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.
Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

Innocence at its best

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai

?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

Santa Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha

Santa Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha
Usne Apne 1 Dost ko letter likha:

Agar Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki Jarurt Ho To Mujhe

Yaad Kar Lena..

TUM me aur PEPSI me kya similarity hai

QUES:TUM me aur PEPSI me kya similarity hai?
Ans:Both r
cool
sweet
sab pasand karte he..
aur most imp similarity
Dimagwali jagah DHAKAN

Jago MERE BEVDE bhaiyo jago

1 Ltr = 1000ML
Half = 500ML
Quarter = 250ML
But Daru
Full = 750ML
Half = 375ML
Quarter = 185ML
Why ?
“Jago MERE BEVDE bhaiyo jago”

Sardar: Shirt Ke Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana

Sardar: Shirt Ke Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?

SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?

Sardar: AIRPORT Tak Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai Yahi


Idhar hi Dikha do na